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Lego Antikythera Mechanism

What gets me about this video is that it sums it up by saying, “Pretty impressive for a bunch of plastic blocks.” What? Who cares about the Legos! That’s pretty impressive as a piece of technology designed OVER 2000 YEARS AGO! That’s what blows MY mind.

Intel Plots Evil Against their Own Customers

The software industry gets away with this kind of thing, but only because they usually give the crippled version of their program away for FREE. But imagine buying a computer and getting it home, setting it up, only to find it’s as slow as snot, and to actually get the full speed out of it you have to pay an extra $50.

That’s exactly what Intel wants to do. They’re trying it out now to see how people react.

Thank goodness I’m not the only one to react negatively to this:

If Intel doesn’t get a signal — a very LOUD signal — that this isn’t acceptable, then you’ll see all sorts of other business follow suit.

If you agree, this is what I suggest you do.  Tweet:  I don’t want your stupid, crippled processor, #Intel

And tell your friends to do it, too.  This should send a clear message to not only Intel but everyone else in the industry.

Zune HD Prototype Looks Pretty Groovy

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It appears Microsoft is catching up to the closed-wall fruit company.

Robot Suit HAL Assists Mobility Impared (and Creates Super Heroes)

HALNow this is just too cool.

Take a poor mobility-challenged kid and fit him with one of these suits, and what do you get?

An instant Power Ranger.  Just look at the thing, its right out of a Sci-Fi movie.  Sure, it could have been some utilitarian aluminum tube thing with clamps and soulless motors — but no, they put style into it, flashy blue lights, and made it look like a toy.

Any kid wearing this to school would be the star of the show.

And I think that’s wonderful.

“HAL” stands for Hybrid Assistive Limb, which makes sense, but methinks Cyberdyne just liked the name HAL (as, it seems, do a lot of companies) because of the 2001: A Space Odyssey namesake.  Which is weird, because that HAL went psychotic and murdered nearly everyone on the spacecraft.  Yet, companies love naming their products after it.

Anyone remember Lotus HAL?  No?  Oh well.

Helping disabled people is only one of the multifaceted plans Cyberdyne has for this technology.  They plan to market it — in a sort of true life “super suit” fashion — for heavy labor support and also in rescue situations.

Can you just see that?  Put on the suit, jump into the disaster area, and lift cars off of the trapped families, etc.  Real superheroes.

Um, put me down for one.  I’ll be Captain Geek, CyberKnight.  Available to FEMA and also children’s parties.

More information can be obtained directly from the Cyberdyne site:  What’s HAL?

And need I say it?  This is one groovy gizmo!

Kindle DX

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image Having just bought a Kindle 2, I kind of freaked when I learned it would soon be replaced by a newer model.

That happened when I bought my first iPod – it was obsolete within a week.  The bitterness I felt toward Apple because of that was both ironic and silly, but it was undeniably there.  I wanted to kick Steve Jobs in the balls.  I was pissed.  It didn’t keep me from buying the iPhone, though.

Thankfully Amazon didn’t do that to me.  This isn’t a replacement, it’s just a newer, bigger model.  I have the sports car, and this is the luxury sedan.

And for nearly $500 for the Kindle DX, I don’t feel any kind of buyer’s remorse for having the smaller model.

This is cool, but I remain happy with the DX’s little brother.  Though hopefully the Kindle 2 will have a OS upgrade soon and get native PDF support.

That would make me really happy.

"Laptop Hunters" Commercial

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I loved this. It has struck nerves on both sides of the Mac / PC war:

For one thing, “Lauren” in this video ended up choosing a machine very similar to one I finally gave to my kids. A good machine, one that I used and enjoyed, but ended up reloading the operating system like 7 times in two years. It went from XP Home, to XP Pro, to Ubuntu, to Vista, and finally back to XP Home.

Here’s a note about the machine. In only a year I found it was too slow for my needs. Even after upgrading the memory, etc., the darn thing bogged down. There were always problems with the various machine buttons working or not working. The WiFi was flaky, to the point where I bought an external USB adapter and used that instead. The machine, which cost me $999 at Costco, was not that high in quality. And I say this as a person who not only uses a lot of HP equipment, but also used to work for HP.

I currently don’t own a laptop — my employer provides one for me — but I can tell you right now the next laptop I buy for myself is going to be a Mac.

Why?

Because if it’s anywhere near as nice as my iPhone, it has to rock. It will be worth the extra money. That’s what my experience with my phone has taught me.

We’ll see if I’m singing the same tune come this summer after I actually get it.

Razor Phone Hybrid Creates Quite a Buzz

razorphoneThis physical embodiment of a pun has indeed become a “buzz” all over the gadget blogosphere.

Yes, this razor phone (not RAZR, mind you) includes a real working electric shaver on the butt-end under a clip-off cap.

I suppose some segment of the population, somewhere on this world, will find this a Godsend.

Me?  I think it’s one of the silliest things I’ve ever featured here.  But I’m not passing judgment on it because I’m of the bearded, non-shaving variety of men, and have been since a teen.  Maybe for some hairy, constantly having to shave type of guy, this isn’t silly at all.

I honestly don’t know.  You tell me.

Click the image for a link to the source.

iPod to the Grave

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“I’ve seen family members place iPod earphones on the decedent and play songs as the casket closed. It’s comforting to the family to think mom’s playing her iPod or dad’s still got the cell phone that was attached to his ear all the time. It’s comforting to think those things are still with them. …

“I’ve seen people leave cell phones on and tell me they’re going to call their loved one later. Not that anyone will answer, but they want to have that connection. I’m sure the family gathers around the phone when they call. They feel connected with that person because it’s their phone, but at the same time it helps them realize that a death has occurred.”

Pam Vetter, among the funeral planners reporting that the ancient practice of taking your gadgets to your grave continues

From writer John Murrell at
Good Morning Silicon Valley

[For some reason I felt the need to share the above with you.  It made me tear up.]

Japanese Robot Stage Actor

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imageWooden actors with no talent, beware.  This Wakamaru robot manufactured by Mitsubushi may well be your replacement.

Two of these robots are currently cast in a Osaka University play entitled I, Worker which, set in the near future, depicts them as house mates to a young couple.  Trouble brews when one of the robots loses its motivation to work and begins questioning its role in life.

Isaac Asimov would have loved this.

Turbine Jet Pack

They call it a jet pack, but, when people think of jet packs they actually think rocket engines.  These are two tiny, extremely efficient turbo props that spew out jets of air, so in that way, it’s a jet pack like those little one man boats are called Jet Skies.  In other words, the word “jet” is in there for marketing.

None the less, it’s a strap on flying machine for one person, and it works.

The inventor, Glenn Martin, trusts the safety of the device so much that he lets his wife fly it.

Wait, that sounds wrong.  I mean that in the sense that he trusts it not to kill his wife.

They even let a New York Times reporter give it a try, but of course the guy promptly flew it into a tree.

Video here.  NYT Article here.

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