A Conversation with a Microsoft Operating System
This is clever, charming, and I felt I must share it.

This is clever, charming, and I felt I must share it.
Here’s one from the Just Because You’re Paranoid Doesn’t Mean They’re Not Out To Get You Department:
“An examination of 101 popular smartphone “apps”—games and other software applications for iPhone and Android phones—showed that 56 transmitted the phone’s unique device ID to other companies without users’ awareness or consent. Forty-seven apps transmitted the phone’s location in some way. Five sent age, gender and other personal details to outsiders.”
This is from a recent Wall Street Journal investigation. It goes on to say:
“Apps sharing the most information included TextPlus 4, a popular iPhone app for text messaging. It sent the phone’s unique ID number to eight ad companies and the phone’s zip code, along with the user’s age and gender, to two of them.
Both the Android and iPhone versions of Pandora, a popular music app, sent age, gender, location and phone identifiers to various ad networks. iPhone and Android versions of a game called Paper Toss—players try to throw paper wads into a trash can—each sent the phone’s ID number to at least five ad companies. Grindr, an iPhone app for meeting gay men, sent gender, location and phone ID to three ad companies.”
You can read the full story at the WSJ (subscription required).